that's an acceptable place to lick
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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