So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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