who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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