I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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