Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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