I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize