Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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