Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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