Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
love makes seman taste better
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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