Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
