I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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