I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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