I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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