but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
