Me too!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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