Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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