Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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