how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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