i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
