so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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