yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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