I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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