i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
