Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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