So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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