I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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