The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
What a dumb baby whore.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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