lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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