what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Two words: nipple clamps
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