I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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