so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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