He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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