check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
