Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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