Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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