ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
