Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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