That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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