no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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