Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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