Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If I die, sorry about rent.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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