So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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