you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
