Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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