Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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