Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
