super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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