my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
