hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize