Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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