Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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