batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I smell like Dick and happiness
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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