sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
