yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
