Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He felt like a one man threesome
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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