What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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