You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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