you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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