I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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